you

i count the minutes until you text me backlook out the window every three seconds when you say you're on your way... even when I know it takes you over an hour to get here.wish you were with me just so i could get your opinion on some tiny thing or hear you laugh at me when i do something stupiddont mind one bit when you tease me even tho i say i dolove it when you tickle mehate it when you forget to calland miss you terribly right now.

I'm engaged

to a 23 year old volunteer barista that writes poetry.


and I couldn't be more delighted.

Apparently, I'm psychotic

Just because I happen to be pregnant with Jesus.


Mrs. Frederick is just jealous.

Where hast thou come from, Mysterious Bathtub Stain?

Where hast thou come from, mysterious bathtub stain? I scrubbed and I scrubbed, yet still, thee remains.
Dost thou mock me?
Is thee some alien contagen, sent from some other planet to dine upon my flesh?
Or are thou merely a mortal stain?


...ponderworthy.

Last night

was good. Good concert, good people, good coffee.


just good.

Introduction

Basic info never does a person justice. What kind of feel for a person do you get from knowing their age or where they live?
Little, unless you happen to be a criminal profiler or something.
So instead I will provide ten facts to paint a picture of who I am.
Or think I am anyway.

1) Sometimes I use overly formal language in an attempt to seem smarter.
2) My heroes are Bettie Page and Vincent Price.
3) I don't really watch newer movies. I prefer the classics.
4) I adore rats.
5) My ears are gauged up to a 2 right now.
6) My favourite band is Mindless Self Indulgence, but I listen to almost every genre.
7) My favourite authors are Stephen King and Francesca Lia Block.
8) I'm almost a vegetarian (I still eat seafood and sometimes chicken).
9) I created this blog because a close friend of mine has one.
10) I'm probably going to cosmetology school.